Proof That I Am Not Evil Incarnate (I know, I was totally shocked too)

I have four modes of lunch:

1. No lunch at all
2. Lunch off-campus
3. Lunch on-campus, in which I eat a slice of startling delicious pizza and a salad
4. Lunch on-campus, when I go to the on-campus bar (AN ON-CAMPUS BAR, PEOPLE)

Today was option #4. This is an easy option, as I have to walk across the quad and downstairs, and the nice lady at the counter knows exactly what I want.

After lunch, I made my way out of the bowels of SUB I, and as I gained the front sliding door, I heard an insistent BEEP BEEP BEEP.

I turned and looked at the ATM, which was flashing something. "Do you need more time?" the screen asked. I pressed "no."

A card ejected.

Oh dear.

I called the credit union and reported the card missing. The customer service rep thanked me, said she'd tell the customer his card was safe and unmolested.

I felt really good about me.

Now I'll have to kick THREE kittens tonight, instead of just one.