A few months ago, I met someone in my neighborhood.
We were having a nice, pleasant conversation, and then she asked me what religion I practiced. I said I was a Unitarian.
Her face literally dropped at that point, and she fixed me with a cold stare.
"You must stop this," she informed me gravely. "This is not good. You must stop your adherence to this false religion and you must find the true God."
I said I appreciated her concern, but I was happy with what I practiced.
She continued to stare at me. "I will pray for you. I will pray for your eternal soul, that you do not burn in hell."
Honestly, if heaven is full of delightful people like her, I can't wait to get to hell.
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